The Santaland Diaries

written by David Sedaris
adapted for the stage by Joe Mantello

Performed by Joe Brack

Read what The Washington City Paper said about this year’s show!

Read what DC Theatre Scene says!

DATES:
Thursdays, Dec. 3, 10, 17 @ 8pm.
Fridays, Dec. 4, 11, & 18 @ 8pm.
Saturdays, Dec. 5, 12, & 19 @ 8pm.
Sunday matinees, Dec. 13 & 20 @ 3pm
& special Xmas week performances – Dec. 21, 22, 23, 24 @ 8pm.

Tickets are $15 (general admission)

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Opening weekend performances have sold out! First-come/first-served standing room tickets will be sold at the theater beginning one hour before showtime. Standing room tickets are $10 each and may only be purchased at the door for cash, we do not have the ability to process credit cards on-site.

A holiday classic!

David Sedaris’ true life, behind the scenes tale of being an elf at Macy’s department store has delighted audiences around the globe. Joe Brack has tackled this colorful text for several years now and each year his skilled one-man performance allows our imaginations to run wild as we walk through his time in pointy shoes. We accompany him from first interview to elf training and as he is thrust into the merry world Macy’s Santa(s) inhabit, facing throngs of children, parents and innocent shoppers as they clambor to make their holiday wishes come true.

Join us for this laugh-filled romp to get you in the “true” holiday spirit!

“Brack is a top-notch performer”, the Washington Examiner said of the show last year, “engaging the audience”.

“(Brack) is at his best…” – last year’s Washington Blade.

Notes
Due to ongoing renovations, the address/entrance to the theater for this production is 643 New York Ave., NW – at the north end of the small parking lot between Lux nightclub and the DC Eagle – a few steps from the intersection of 7th Street & New York Ave., NW.

The theater is two (2) blocks from Metro’s Mt. Vernon Square station on the yellow/green lines or three (3) blocks from the Gallery place/Chinatown station on Metro’s red line. We encourage you to take public transportation to our event, if possible.

All seats are general admission and due to the temporary theater entrance there will be no late seating for this production.

We encourage our audience to arrive with enough time to grab a drink, pick your seats and enjoy some holiday music before the show. Feel free to sing along with your new friends in the seats around you!

Children are permitted at this show with adult supervision, however, you should know their are adult themes expressed and adult language used in this show.

Unfortunately, due to renovations, this show is not handicap accessible. We apologize and ask for your understanding.

ALL TICKETS ARE $15 (general admission)

Purchase Tickets for The Santaland Diaries

All performances will take place at Warehouse Theater

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Warehouse Theater
643 New York Ave., NW
Washington, DC 20001

2 blocks from Metro’s Green/Yellow lines @ Mt. Vernon Sq. station & 3 blocks from Metro’s Red line @ Gallery Place